This is our FINAL episode. 

No, this is not a joke.  But, that doesn't mean we're going anywhere.  We'll still be making videos on YouTube and releasing content on Patreon.

In this episode, we record our episode right after the release of our beer - Joystick Jerks' Nutty Brown Stool.  People drove to South Jersey from New York, Connecticut, Maryland, Pennsylvania, and Ohio for this and it was outstanding fun.  We played Rocket League and Halo 5 and drank a whole bunch of booze.  We had the time of our lives!

(In case you're wondering where 169 is, it won't be posted.)

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Pokémon: Natural Selection

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Pokémon Go is ane.

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Nick talks about Playdead's Inside and Doom while Jay listens intently. 

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Wrap 'em on the coolie!!!

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why are we even posting this episode?

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E3 is happening right now. 

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Better late than never, eh?  In this episode, I (Nick) can't remember a damn thing that happened, so this description won't be very helpful.  I also edited this episode extremely drunk, so... there's that too.  Hope you enjoy!

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Overwatch... Does it suck???

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Uncharted 4 and Doom - DO THEY SUCK?!

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What do you do if you're out of toilet paper?  Jay explains.  Spoiler alert: sit there for 2 hours until your ass and legs go numb.

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It's Steph's birthday!

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Prince is dead. 

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Leslie Nielsen is dead. 

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Daryl is still dead. 

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In this episode we mourn The Walking Dead's most popular character Daryl, aka Scott Weiland on heroin (aka Scott Weiland) mixed with Master Splinter from TMNT.   

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When was the last time we did a March Madness bracket battle?  Jay can't remember, but he's pretty sure it's been a long time. 

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Oohhh, baby, baby!  The Division is here!  Does it suck??  Find out what we think, as if our opinion means anything...

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Baby boy Jonathan "Savage" Evans, the ambassador and the voice of JerkNation, joins us for a very special and very sexual episode.  Kissy face! 

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I can't remember what happens in this episode, but I know it's funny.  Plus, we get a sneak peak at the Patreon-exclusive episode of AskPussy with Ant Dogg.  You really don't want to miss it!

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Questions from JerkNation, yayyyyyy... it actually didn't suck.

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We decided to stop talking games and review movies for living.

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Today, Jay realized that he's Coldplay's #1 fan.  Nick quits the show.  The end.

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The Division beta... WHAT DID WE THINK?!  I dunno...

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We listen to y'all because y'all listen to us.  No more bullshit!

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X-Mas is upon us.  Time to get presents and cry into your pillow... or just cry into your pillow.  

Episode 139, queefs and queefettes!  Get you some!  

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Lots of news and questions from JerkNation this week.  That doesn't mean this was a short episode!  Somebody suck this man's Klob!  

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we go through this weeks news, games coming up in 2016, JerkNation questions, Casey tweets, and a special Patreon announcement! Let us know what you thought in the comments.  Give us a shout on Facebook or Twitter.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS! 

In this episode, we let you know whether or not Transformers: Devastation suck a big fat Donkey Kong or not. Do you like stupidity? Do you like booze? What about cheese; do you like cheese? Well then STFU and take it, biatch! It's episode 136!  (1 x 1 = 1, x 3 = 3, 3 x 2 = 6. So, 136... right? Don't forget to subscribe!  iTunes, YouTube, SoundCloud, Stitcher... Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.  Do your grandparents like Activia?  So do we - we're old!  Anyway... we'll probably die before you do.  Whether it be due to natural causes, alcohol abuse, or self inflicted gunshot wounds.   And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Howdy, boys and girls!  Y'all want a double feature of reviews?  Here ya go!  Rise of the Tomb Raider and Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 get reviewed for all y'all turds!  Love it - or else!  Let us know what you thought.  Give us a review on iTunes.  Share this episode with your sister's boyfriend and his stoner buddies.  Join the JerkNation Facebook group.  Follow us on Twitter.  Subscribe to our YouTube page.  Let us know you love us... or like us.  Oh, and as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Does Halo 5 suck butts?!  We let you know!  Who won Robert Files's 31 days of video game challenges?!  We let you know!  So do US a favor and LET US KNOW what you thought of this episode! Drop us a line on Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter.  Leave us a nice review on iTunes or where ever else you found this episode.  Subscribe to us on every website, even if we're not on it!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!!  Enjoy!

What up, queefs!?  You want news? We've got that.  You want Halo 5 talk?  We've got that.  You want answers to JerkNation questions?  We've got that.  You want to hear more of Casey's tweets?  We've got that.  You want us to have bigger wieners?  SO DO WE.  Give us a shout, drop us a line!  Hit us up on Facebook and Twitter.  Subscribe on YouTube, iTunes, and any other podcast app.  Send us pictures of your dog's hairy ball bag.  We appreciate and love you guys so, so much - love us back... OR ELSE!  And as always - COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Here's another perfect episode for y'all.  Nothing goes wrong at all.  Nothing.  Perfection.  Make sure you all subscribe to, not only the podcast, our YouTube page.  That way, you can check out the video that goes along with this episode.  Thank you guys and gals for all of the love and support.  We couldn't do this without you all.  Leave us feedback on the Facebook page or however else you want to give it.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

We back!  Back with a new episode.  You might notice an improvement in the quality of audio; you're welcome!  We go through some news, we talk a little bit about the Star Wars Battlefront Beta, we answer some questions from JerkNation, and we read off some of Casey Gaskins's hilarious tweets.  Oh, it feels so good to be back!  Thank you guys so much for making our return so warm and full of shit!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTT CHEEKS!  Enjoy, y'all!

News, Blow My Cartridge is Naughty Dog, Video Game Character Fantasy Draft teams for the Jerks and JerkNation, and Ant's AskPussy question reviels his hidden love for cats.  Hit us up, peoples!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Oh baby, baby!  News, booze, Blow My Cartridge is Metal Gear for the NES, we talk about the Black Ops III beta, and Ant and Nick give their review of Until Dawn.  Hit us up on Facebook and Twitter!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News and tons of it, Jay reviews Fallout Shelter for Android and iOS, and AskPussy.  That's pretty much it... but, this was a fun episode!  As always, people... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

This episode felt like the good old days... News, Blow my Cartridge is Metroid, we go over some list about something, and we have a Top Ten list of most useless jobs in video games.  Let us know what you thought of this episode.  Follow us on Facebook and Twitter, join the JerkNation Facebook group, follow us on Twitch (TheJoystickJerks), YouTube, SoundCloud, iTunes, Twitch... We're on the internet.  Find us there and follow us eveywhere, on everything.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News, Go Fact Yourself is Batman: Arkham Knight, we play one of Jay's shitacular games called "Da Fuq Did You Say," Ant's AskPussy starts off sexual and ends in telling Nick to go fuck himself, and we play a mashup that Bruce Halbert made.  When is the meeting? Let us know what you thought of this episode.  Hit us up on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.  Oxford commas!  Subscribe to our (empty) YouTube channel which we will start using very soon, our Twitch channel to get notifications on when we stream - gameplay and the live podcast recordings, on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and where ever else you find podcast.  Just... just google us!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News, Blow My Cartridge is Mortal Kombat (THE FUCKING MOVIE), Nick reviews So Many Me, Ant's AskPussy question is unfair and we talk about the future of Joystick Jerks.  Hit us up on Facebook and Twitter and join the JerkNation Facebook group.  Let us know what you think of this episode.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News, a neeeeeeew segment called Who the Fuck are You, Jay reviews The Angry Video Game Nerd Video Game, Nick stealths a bank, Ant disappears, and zombies invade AskPussy Land.  Yawn... K bye.  Oh, and as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News, Fun Fact or Fucked, Jay reads off listener picks of obscure games and finally admits to the size of his penis, and Ant has an AskPussy that's all about VR POV FPS.  Hit us up!  Tell us what you want us to talk about next... or don't.  Whatever.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Pray for our livers.  News, BMC is Space Invaders, we play some Would You Rather, and Ant gives an AskPussy question.  We don't remember what happene in this episode, so if you could possibly explain it or give a synopsis in the comments, we'd greatly appreciate it.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Hostility, anxiety, danger - all present in this episode!  News, Blow My Cartridge is Batman for the NES, Nick tries to review Batman: Arkham Knight (but Jay interupts him every 2 seconds and doesn't allow him to finish a thought), and Ant's AskPussy question for the week is all about boss battles.  Get at us, y'all!  Drop us a line on the Facebook page, the JerkNation Facebook group, Twitter, or send us a courier pidgeon.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for the delay in posting this episode!  We got our asses rocked by storms over here in South Jersey on Tuesday evening.  A tornado touched down just a couple of miles away from othe Jerk Tower.  Trees were uprooted and lying in the streets.  We were left without power for 4 days and no internet or cable for 7 days.  We hope that everyone in this area made out alright!  

News, I Been Drinkin, Bitch! is back, some other stuff happened, we play a new game that Jay came up with, and Ant Dogg's AskPussy question of the week is totally gay.  Give us a review on iTunes to help us out and, of course, spread the word, turd! Hit us up, drop a line, let us know how your balls are doing.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!!! Enjoy!

This episode was completely off the cuff.  News is light, we go over most of what happened at E3 (EVERYONE GOT SHOT IN THE DICK), Ant's AskPussy is sexual again.  Join the JerkNation Facebook page, like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter, stuff and things and things and stuff.  Blah blah blah blah stuff stuff words.  Butt, poop, fart.  Comment, like, rate and review on iTunes.  a;sldkjfasdfj; And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!  K, bye. 

We get a Rage Quit from JerkNation's own Anthony Gonzalez, news, Blow My Cartridge is Earthbound, we play a new game using Google search results, and Ant gives an AskPussy question.  The challenge of the month has been completed again - this time by John Milway.  Submit those songs, people!  Drop us a line, submit a video, draw us a self portrait of you naked and covering your naughty bits with a piece of fruit... whatever you want.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy, peoples. 

We got drunk and things got weird.  We also talked about what we hope to see at E3, Blow My Cartridge was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES), Thaddeus Martinelli gave us a sweet little life hack, Jonathan "Savage" Evans comes through on the challenge of the month, and AskPussy gets weird when the ladies help ask the questions.  Prepare yourself!  If you've always wanted to hear Nick and Ant's old band, fuck the rest of the episode and skip to the end!  And when we leave, bitches... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

This week, Jay proves again that he sucks.  Drop us a line and let us know why you think Jay sucks.  Oh yeah... and COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  

News, Blow My Cartridge is God of War, Ant gives his first impressions of The Witcher 3, we give a failed attempt at being funny, and Ant has a really dull AskPussy question for us.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy, poopy heads!

News, Blow My Cartridge is Kingdom Hearts, Ant reviews The Wolf Among Us, Ant and Nick play 5 in 10, and Ant's AskPussy is all about jerking off.  Head on over to iTunes to give us a review!  Comment, like, share, and tell your grandfather's barber about us.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

No Ant Dogg this episode.  News, Go Fact Yourself is Batman: Arkham Asylum and City, we go over upcoming game releases and talk about how broke we're going to be, and Jay gives an AskPussy to discover out go-to curse words.  Head over to iTunes and give us a review - preferrably 5-stars.  Tell your mommy and all of her friends about us - tell 'em we have big weiners.  Let us know what you thought of this episode.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News, Blow My Cartridge is Super Mario RPG, Nick kind of reviews Far Cry 4, and Ant's AskPussy question is kind of... thought provoking.  Let us know what you thought of this episode.  Comment, share, like, rate and review on iTunes.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News, Go Fact Yourself is the Gears of War series, we talk about a list of "best video game series" and give our opinions, and Ant gives an AskPussy question.  Let us know what you thought of this episode.  Get in touch with us on Facebook, Twitter, or shoot us an email at JoystickJerks@toxicnetwork.net.  Be sure to join in on the fun at our closed "JerkNation" Facebook group.  Head over to iTunes and give us a review - it helps out a lot!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News, Go Fact Yourself is Mortal Kombat 9, DLC S My D is back for crappy CoD DLC, the winner of the bracket battle is revealed, and Nick gives an AskPussy question this week. Please subscribe to our show on iTunes.  Also, rate and review the show to help us out!  Give us feed back on Facebook, Twitter, or email us at joystickjerks@toxicnetwork.net!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News, Go Fact Yourself is Payday, we see who moves along in the Bracket Battle, we do a Top 10 of the most diffictult games, and Ant asked an AskPussy question.  Let us know what you thought of this episode.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy! 

News, Go Fact Yourself is Call of Duty: Black Ops 1 and 2, Ant reviews Ori and the Blind Forest, and we see who JerkNation picked to move on in our Bracket Battle.  Let us know what you thought of this episode.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News, Nick has a Rage Quit moment, Go Fact Yourself is Borderlands 1 and 2, Ant reviews Bloodborne, and AskPussy is all about Nintendo going mobile.  Let us know what you thought.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News, Go Fact Yourself is Skyrim, JerkNation votes on this next bracket battle, and Ant gives an AskPussy question.  Let us know what you think of this episode?  Did you miss the live-stream?  Watch this episode on YouTube and catch each episode every Sunday at 4 on Twitch.tv/thejoystickjerks.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!

WE TWO YEARS OLD!!  News, Go Fact Yourself is Fallout 3, we announce an all-new bracket battle, and Ant Dogg gives an Askpussy question.  If you want to vote on who wins this bracket battle, keep an eye on our Facebook page.  Let us know what you thought of this episode.  Sorry if you missed the live-stream.  We had technical difficultiest and we won't be uploading this week's live-stream video to our YouTube page.  So, tune in next week to twitch.tv/thejoystickjerks at 4PM Easten to watch us make fools of ourselve.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News, Go Fact Yourself is Diablo, Jay reviews Sniper Elite 3, and Ant's AskPussy turns into a confession of love for Playstation 4.  Did you miss the live-stream on Twitch?  Check the video out on YouTube.  Tune in every Sunday at 4 PM Eastern at Twitch.tv/thejoystickjerks and make sure you follow us!  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Episode 102, bitches!  News, Blow My Cartridge is Legends of Zelda, Ant highjacks the segment and talks about playing #MajorasMask, the Jerks play Jeopardy, and AskPussy helps the Jerks discover their inner selves.  Tune in every week on twitch.tv/thejoystickjerks and if you missed this live-stream, check it out on YouTube.  Let us know what you thought of this episode.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, Nick can't get his shit together.  We have news, Blow My Cartridge is Mario Kart 64, Nick reviews The Order 1886, we play the interview from last week with Jonathan "Savage" Evans, and AskPussy (as per the usual).  If you missed the broadcast on Twitch, you can catch the video out on Youtube.  Join us every Sunday at 4PM Eastern time (unless we specify otherwise on Facebook) at Twitch.tv/TheJoystickJerks.  Let us know what you thought of this shit show.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, ANT DOGG IS BACK!  We've got news, Go Fact Yourself is Halo 4, Nick and Ant give their review of Dying Light, they guess video game code names, and Ant gives us his AskPussy question for this week.  Let us know what you thought of this episode!  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

This is a zombie themed episode! Ant isn't here, but Harty filled in.  We have news, Go Fact Yourself is Left 4 Dead (1 and 2), and we talk about a bunch of different zombies games.  Let us know what you think!  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, we did a little experiment.  We wanted to do a little dry-run stream on Twitch.  It went terribly.  Everything that could go wrong went wrong and it pissed Nick off pretty heavily.  We've got news, the Jerks experience their first heckler, Jay reviews Game of Thrones Episode 1, and then we talk about games that are due to be released in February.  Forgive us for any technical difficulties we may have encountered during this episode.  Or, don't.  We don't really care either way.  Let us know what you though of this episode.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, we're in the brand new studio and we have a special guest - Joe Harty (iiREIGNSUPREME on Xbox Live).  We've got news, Go Fact Yourself is Destiny, and we give Harty the Jerk-Off treatment. Let us know what you thought of this episode.  Comment, like, share, rate and review on iTunes.  Oh, and join the JerkNation Facebook group.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, we run down some news, we have some big Joystick Jerks news about what's to come in the new year, Go Fact Yourself is GTA V, and Jay has his own AskPussy this week.  Let us know what you thought about this episode.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

This out last episode...  OF THE YEAR!  We review gaming in 2014 for Blow My Cartridge, we give our prestigious awards to this years games, and Ant gives his AskPussy for this episode.  Tell us what you thought and what you hope to see in 2015.  Comment, like, share, rate and review, and tell your neighbor's dog about us.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

What up, bitches and ho ho ho's!?  It's another Joystick Jerks Christmas episode!  News, Blow My Cartridge is The Wizard (movie), the Jerks get visited by the ghosts of past, present and future, DLC S My D is The Dark Below DLC for Destiny, and Ant gives an AskPussy question.  Oh, and in true Jerks tradition, we sing our 12 Days of Jerksmas!  Let us know what you guys thought of the episode.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

We back, bitches!  We back!  In this episode, we have news, Blow My Cartridge is E.T. for Atari, Ant Dogg reviews Dragon Age: Inquesition and things get weird, and Ant's AskPussy gets a little weirder and a little... curious.  This was a really great episode, so let us know what you thought!  Like this post, leave a comment, head over to iTunes and give us a review, and tell your friends to check out the show!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Ant Dogg ain't here, but that ain't holdin' us back!  The news just doesn't end in this episode.  Nick recalls some of his violent teenage memories.  Jay get through an entire Blow My Cartridge (Final Fantasy X) segment without his piss coming to a boil.  That's it!  No reviews, sorry.  Maybe next time.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  Let us know what you thought of this episode.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this very special Antless hangover episode, we give news, Blow My Cartridge is Metroid Prime, JerkNation has questions and we give answers, we talk about GTA V on next gen consoles, and we bullshit a little bit to kill some time.  We apologize for the short episode.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, Ant Dogg is back and has a sour sac.  We've got news, Blow My Cartridge is The Legends of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Ant reviews Alien Isolation, we review Halo: The Master Chief Collection, and we have a special 2-part AskPussy.  Let us know what you think!  Comment, like, rate and review, share... Hell, tell your pastor about us.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Ant Dogg Chillin was in a car accident!!  OH NOES!!!  It's ok though, he's just pissing a little bit of blood.  So, needless to say, he ain't on this show.  Nick and Jay give news, Blow My Cartridge is Final Fantasy 9, Jay gives a review for CoD: Advanced Warfare, and Ant might be absent, but we got AskPussy anyway!  Give us a shout and let us know what you think!  Comment, like, share, rate and review, and tell your freaking friends (if you have any) about us!!  And as always, muh fuggies... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, Ant meets Can't, the guys give you news, Blow My Cartridge is Sonic CD, Jay ask Ant and Can't a few questions, and Ant gives his AskPussy.  Let us know what you guys think!  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always...  COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, Nick and Jay (no Ant) give you news, Blow My Cartridge is Mega Man 3, they give a Top 10 list for video game monsters, and Jay gives Ant's AskPussy for this week.  Let us know what you thought!  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, you get news, Blow My Cartridge is Grand Theft Auto III, The Jerks give a top 10 list of their favorite mute characters, and Ant's weekly AskPussy.  Let us know what you thought.  Like, comment, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News, Blow My Cartridge is Metal Gear Solid, Ant reviews The Evil Within, Nick reviews Middle-earth:  Shadow of Mordor, AskPussy, and shout-outs to JerkNation!  Let us know what you thought!  Like, comment, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode The Jerks talk news, Blow My Cartridge is Mike Tyson's Punch Out, the boys play Quizzo, and Ant gives his AskPussy of the week.  They also have a little time to bullshit with one another.  Farts be damned!  Comment, like, share, rate and review on iTunes, and do a bunch of other internet things.  Spread the word, turd!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Oh no!  Jerks were back in full force with Ant, but he had a family emergency!  Everything is ok though, so don't worry.  But, since Ant had to run, we decided not to poo-poo all over our Top 100 list that we made.  So, Nick and Jay did their best to fill up an hour worth of an episode.  I hope this will meet JerkNation's standards!  Let us know what you thought.  Comment, like, share, rate and review us on iTunes, tell you local sex offenders about us... Just spread the word like herpes.  We love y'all!  And when we leave... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Ant dog is sick!  This episode brings the Top 100 to an end and Blow My Cartridge is Final Fantasy 7.  Chime in, JerkNation.  Join in on the conversation oh the JerkNation Facebook group.  Comment, like, share, rate, and review!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, the Top 100 list continues!  News, Blow My Cartridge is Final Fantasy 8, the Jerks review Destiny, and THEOOOO RUDYYYYY BRUH FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!  Don't forget to join in on the conversation on the JerkNation Facebook group.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!!!  Enjoy!

In this episose, The Jerks debut a new segment!  News, BMC is Super Mario Bros, the Top 100 list continues, and Ant is back this week with a new AskPussy.  Let us know what you guys though of this new episode.  Like, comment, share, rate, and review us on iTunes.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

BRUH.  In this episode, WE BACK!  News, BMC is Mario Kart for SNES, Ant talks about Telltale's The Walking Dead season 2, and we continue our Top 100 best video games of all time list.  Don't you forget to like this post!  Comment a let us know how you liked it. Share with your friends!  Rate and review us on iTunes or something, I dunno.  Just do shit.  Tell your grandparents about us.  Poopy.  Oh, yeah... And when we leave..!!  COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, Jay and Ant are both gone. Nick hosts the show himself, but it not alone!  Everyone's favorite long haired angel, Sean Mitchell, joins in.  Nick recently had his wisdom teeth taken out, so he's doped up on pain meds the entire episode.  It's pretty strange to hear Nick so calm... Enjoy!

JAY IS GONE.  NICK AND ANT HOST THE SHOW.  LISTEN.

In this episode... I don't even know.  The top 100 continues.  Shit gets weird.  The full house theme song gets sung.  It's weird.  COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS, PEOPLE!  Enjoy!

Ant is gone this episode, but that ain't stopping the dick train.  We've got news, Blow My Cartridge is Earthworm Jim, the Top 100 list continues, and this episode is all about the D.  Get it in ya.  Enjoy this one, y'all.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS, BITCHES!

The top 100 list continues!  Kid Icarus is Blow My Cartridge this week, The Jerks give their impressions on the Destiny beta, and Ant's weekly AskPussy is hard.  Enjoy, muhfuggies!

In this episode, Goats infest Jerk Central?!  Danky Kang... I mean Donkey Kong is Blow My Cartridge, the Jerks continue their top 100 list, and Ant's weekly Askpussy.  Enjoy!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!

In this episode, the Jerks begin their top 100 list starting from 100 - 91, JerkNation weighs in on the matter, Super Mario All Stars is Blow My Cartridge,  and Ant's AskPussy makes Nick a little pissed off. Let us know what you think!  Share this episode with your friends, if you have any.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!

News was lite this week, Ant reviews Child of Light, Blow My Cartridge is The Legend of the Mystical Ninja, and the Jerks talk about making a top 100 list.  Happy Birthday, America.  Thanks for the freedom of tits and beer.

In this episode, shit happens.  You should listen to it.  Ant Dogg gives his Ask Pussy question and the guys do a top ten of their favorite antiheros.  Don't forget about Ant's vocab words of the day.  WORDS plural.  Check it out, asspussies.  COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS.

The guys do news, a rundown of everything that was shown at E3, Nick gives his first impressions of the Destiny alpha and the Battlefield: Hardline beta, and Ant asks his Askpussy question this week.  A special extended episode for our lovely JerkNation.  Enjoy!  Oh, yeah... and COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!

Lots of news, The Legends of Zelda:  Link's Awakening is Blow My Cartridge, Ant, Nick, and Jay turn on the "What If" machine again!  Lots of JerkNation chimed in with their opinions and Ant introduces his new segment called "AskPussy!"  Share this with your friends and spread the word!  Also, let us know what you though!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS, MUHFUGGIES!