X-Mas is upon us.  Time to get presents and cry into your pillow... or just cry into your pillow.  

Episode 139, queefs and queefettes!  Get you some!  

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Lots of news and questions from JerkNation this week.  That doesn't mean this was a short episode!  Somebody suck this man's Klob!  

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we go through this weeks news, games coming up in 2016, JerkNation questions, Casey tweets, and a special Patreon announcement! Let us know what you thought in the comments.  Give us a shout on Facebook or Twitter.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS! 

In this episode, we let you know whether or not Transformers: Devastation suck a big fat Donkey Kong or not. Do you like stupidity? Do you like booze? What about cheese; do you like cheese? Well then STFU and take it, biatch! It's episode 136!  (1 x 1 = 1, x 3 = 3, 3 x 2 = 6. So, 136... right? Don't forget to subscribe!  iTunes, YouTube, SoundCloud, Stitcher... Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.  Do your grandparents like Activia?  So do we - we're old!  Anyway... we'll probably die before you do.  Whether it be due to natural causes, alcohol abuse, or self inflicted gunshot wounds.   And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Howdy, boys and girls!  Y'all want a double feature of reviews?  Here ya go!  Rise of the Tomb Raider and Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 get reviewed for all y'all turds!  Love it - or else!  Let us know what you thought.  Give us a review on iTunes.  Share this episode with your sister's boyfriend and his stoner buddies.  Join the JerkNation Facebook group.  Follow us on Twitter.  Subscribe to our YouTube page.  Let us know you love us... or like us.  Oh, and as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

What's good JerkNation?!  Y'all want some news?!  We got you!  Does Black Ops 3 suck?!  We tell you.  We hear from JerkNation and Casey's stupid tweets.  Let us know what you thought.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Does Halo 5 suck butts?!  We let you know!  Who won Robert Files's 31 days of video game challenges?!  We let you know!  So do US a favor and LET US KNOW what you thought of this episode! Drop us a line on Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter.  Leave us a nice review on iTunes or where ever else you found this episode.  Subscribe to us on every website, even if we're not on it!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!!  Enjoy!

What up, queefs!?  You want news? We've got that.  You want Halo 5 talk?  We've got that.  You want answers to JerkNation questions?  We've got that.  You want to hear more of Casey's tweets?  We've got that.  You want us to have bigger wieners?  SO DO WE.  Give us a shout, drop us a line!  Hit us up on Facebook and Twitter.  Subscribe on YouTube, iTunes, and any other podcast app.  Send us pictures of your dog's hairy ball bag.  We appreciate and love you guys so, so much - love us back... OR ELSE!  And as always - COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Here's another perfect episode for y'all.  Nothing goes wrong at all.  Nothing.  Perfection.  Make sure you all subscribe to, not only the podcast, our YouTube page.  That way, you can check out the video that goes along with this episode.  Thank you guys and gals for all of the love and support.  We couldn't do this without you all.  Leave us feedback on the Facebook page or however else you want to give it.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

We back!  Back with a new episode.  You might notice an improvement in the quality of audio; you're welcome!  We go through some news, we talk a little bit about the Star Wars Battlefront Beta, we answer some questions from JerkNation, and we read off some of Casey Gaskins's hilarious tweets.  Oh, it feels so good to be back!  Thank you guys so much for making our return so warm and full of shit!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTT CHEEKS!  Enjoy, y'all!

We're back with some changes and more changes to come.  Here's an update on where we are currently and where we'll be going.  Let's all just be happy that we're back!  Eat butts!!

News, Blow My Cartridge is Naughty Dog, Video Game Character Fantasy Draft teams for the Jerks and JerkNation, and Ant's AskPussy question reviels his hidden love for cats.  Hit us up, peoples!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Oh baby, baby!  News, booze, Blow My Cartridge is Metal Gear for the NES, we talk about the Black Ops III beta, and Ant and Nick give their review of Until Dawn.  Hit us up on Facebook and Twitter!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News and tons of it, Jay reviews Fallout Shelter for Android and iOS, and AskPussy.  That's pretty much it... but, this was a fun episode!  As always, people... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

This episode felt like the good old days... News, Blow my Cartridge is Metroid, we go over some list about something, and we have a Top Ten list of most useless jobs in video games.  Let us know what you thought of this episode.  Follow us on Facebook and Twitter, join the JerkNation Facebook group, follow us on Twitch (TheJoystickJerks), YouTube, SoundCloud, iTunes, Twitch... We're on the internet.  Find us there and follow us eveywhere, on everything.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News, Go Fact Yourself is Batman: Arkham Knight, we play one of Jay's shitacular games called "Da Fuq Did You Say," Ant's AskPussy starts off sexual and ends in telling Nick to go fuck himself, and we play a mashup that Bruce Halbert made.  When is the meeting? Let us know what you thought of this episode.  Hit us up on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.  Oxford commas!  Subscribe to our (empty) YouTube channel which we will start using very soon, our Twitch channel to get notifications on when we stream - gameplay and the live podcast recordings, on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and where ever else you find podcast.  Just... just google us!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News, Blow My Cartridge is Mortal Kombat (THE FUCKING MOVIE), Nick reviews So Many Me, Ant's AskPussy question is unfair and we talk about the future of Joystick Jerks.  Hit us up on Facebook and Twitter and join the JerkNation Facebook group.  Let us know what you think of this episode.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News, a neeeeeeew segment called Who the Fuck are You, Jay reviews The Angry Video Game Nerd Video Game, Nick stealths a bank, Ant disappears, and zombies invade AskPussy Land.  Yawn... K bye.  Oh, and as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News, Fun Fact or Fucked, Jay reads off listener picks of obscure games and finally admits to the size of his penis, and Ant has an AskPussy that's all about VR POV FPS.  Hit us up!  Tell us what you want us to talk about next... or don't.  Whatever.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Pray for our livers.  News, BMC is Space Invaders, we play some Would You Rather, and Ant gives an AskPussy question.  We don't remember what happene in this episode, so if you could possibly explain it or give a synopsis in the comments, we'd greatly appreciate it.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Hostility, anxiety, danger - all present in this episode!  News, Blow My Cartridge is Batman for the NES, Nick tries to review Batman: Arkham Knight (but Jay interupts him every 2 seconds and doesn't allow him to finish a thought), and Ant's AskPussy question for the week is all about boss battles.  Get at us, y'all!  Drop us a line on the Facebook page, the JerkNation Facebook group, Twitter, or send us a courier pidgeon.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for the delay in posting this episode!  We got our asses rocked by storms over here in South Jersey on Tuesday evening.  A tornado touched down just a couple of miles away from othe Jerk Tower.  Trees were uprooted and lying in the streets.  We were left without power for 4 days and no internet or cable for 7 days.  We hope that everyone in this area made out alright!  

News, I Been Drinkin, Bitch! is back, some other stuff happened, we play a new game that Jay came up with, and Ant Dogg's AskPussy question of the week is totally gay.  Give us a review on iTunes to help us out and, of course, spread the word, turd! Hit us up, drop a line, let us know how your balls are doing.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!!! Enjoy!

This episode was completely off the cuff.  News is light, we go over most of what happened at E3 (EVERYONE GOT SHOT IN THE DICK), Ant's AskPussy is sexual again.  Join the JerkNation Facebook page, like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter, stuff and things and things and stuff.  Blah blah blah blah stuff stuff words.  Butt, poop, fart.  Comment, like, rate and review on iTunes.  a;sldkjfasdfj; And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!  K, bye. 

We get a Rage Quit from JerkNation's own Anthony Gonzalez, news, Blow My Cartridge is Earthbound, we play a new game using Google search results, and Ant gives an AskPussy question.  The challenge of the month has been completed again - this time by John Milway.  Submit those songs, people!  Drop us a line, submit a video, draw us a self portrait of you naked and covering your naughty bits with a piece of fruit... whatever you want.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy, peoples. 

We got drunk and things got weird.  We also talked about what we hope to see at E3, Blow My Cartridge was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES), Thaddeus Martinelli gave us a sweet little life hack, Jonathan "Savage" Evans comes through on the challenge of the month, and AskPussy gets weird when the ladies help ask the questions.  Prepare yourself!  If you've always wanted to hear Nick and Ant's old band, fuck the rest of the episode and skip to the end!  And when we leave, bitches... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

This week, Jay proves again that he sucks.  Drop us a line and let us know why you think Jay sucks.  Oh yeah... and COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  

News, Blow My Cartridge is God of War, Ant gives his first impressions of The Witcher 3, we give a failed attempt at being funny, and Ant has a really dull AskPussy question for us.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy, poopy heads!

News, Blow My Cartridge is Kingdom Hearts, Ant reviews The Wolf Among Us, Ant and Nick play 5 in 10, and Ant's AskPussy is all about jerking off.  Head on over to iTunes to give us a review!  Comment, like, share, and tell your grandfather's barber about us.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

No Ant Dogg this episode.  News, Go Fact Yourself is Batman: Arkham Asylum and City, we go over upcoming game releases and talk about how broke we're going to be, and Jay gives an AskPussy to discover out go-to curse words.  Head over to iTunes and give us a review - preferrably 5-stars.  Tell your mommy and all of her friends about us - tell 'em we have big weiners.  Let us know what you thought of this episode.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News, Blow My Cartridge is Super Mario RPG, Nick kind of reviews Far Cry 4, and Ant's AskPussy question is kind of... thought provoking.  Let us know what you thought of this episode.  Comment, share, like, rate and review on iTunes.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News, Go Fact Yourself is the Gears of War series, we talk about a list of "best video game series" and give our opinions, and Ant gives an AskPussy question.  Let us know what you thought of this episode.  Get in touch with us on Facebook, Twitter, or shoot us an email at JoystickJerks@toxicnetwork.net.  Be sure to join in on the fun at our closed "JerkNation" Facebook group.  Head over to iTunes and give us a review - it helps out a lot!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News, Go Fact Yourself is Mortal Kombat 9, DLC S My D is back for crappy CoD DLC, the winner of the bracket battle is revealed, and Nick gives an AskPussy question this week. Please subscribe to our show on iTunes.  Also, rate and review the show to help us out!  Give us feed back on Facebook, Twitter, or email us at joystickjerks@toxicnetwork.net!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News, Go Fact Yourself is Payday, we see who moves along in the Bracket Battle, we do a Top 10 of the most diffictult games, and Ant asked an AskPussy question.  Let us know what you thought of this episode.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy! 

News, Go Fact Yourself is Call of Duty: Black Ops 1 and 2, Ant reviews Ori and the Blind Forest, and we see who JerkNation picked to move on in our Bracket Battle.  Let us know what you thought of this episode.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News, Nick has a Rage Quit moment, Go Fact Yourself is Borderlands 1 and 2, Ant reviews Bloodborne, and AskPussy is all about Nintendo going mobile.  Let us know what you thought.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News, Go Fact Yourself is Skyrim, JerkNation votes on this next bracket battle, and Ant gives an AskPussy question.  Let us know what you think of this episode?  Did you miss the live-stream?  Watch this episode on YouTube and catch each episode every Sunday at 4 on Twitch.tv/thejoystickjerks.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!

WE TWO YEARS OLD!!  News, Go Fact Yourself is Fallout 3, we announce an all-new bracket battle, and Ant Dogg gives an Askpussy question.  If you want to vote on who wins this bracket battle, keep an eye on our Facebook page.  Let us know what you thought of this episode.  Sorry if you missed the live-stream.  We had technical difficultiest and we won't be uploading this week's live-stream video to our YouTube page.  So, tune in next week to twitch.tv/thejoystickjerks at 4PM Easten to watch us make fools of ourselve.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News, Go Fact Yourself is Diablo, Jay reviews Sniper Elite 3, and Ant's AskPussy turns into a confession of love for Playstation 4.  Did you miss the live-stream on Twitch?  Check the video out on YouTube.  Tune in every Sunday at 4 PM Eastern at Twitch.tv/thejoystickjerks and make sure you follow us!  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Episode 102, bitches!  News, Blow My Cartridge is Legends of Zelda, Ant highjacks the segment and talks about playing #MajorasMask, the Jerks play Jeopardy, and AskPussy helps the Jerks discover their inner selves.  Tune in every week on twitch.tv/thejoystickjerks and if you missed this live-stream, check it out on YouTube.  Let us know what you thought of this episode.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, Nick can't get his shit together.  We have news, Blow My Cartridge is Mario Kart 64, Nick reviews The Order 1886, we play the interview from last week with Jonathan "Savage" Evans, and AskPussy (as per the usual).  If you missed the broadcast on Twitch, you can catch the video out on Youtube.  Join us every Sunday at 4PM Eastern time (unless we specify otherwise on Facebook) at Twitch.tv/TheJoystickJerks.  Let us know what you thought of this shit show.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, OUR 100TH EPISODE, we have news, Go Fact Yourself is the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare series, we answer some of JerkNation's questions, Ant gives an AskPussy, and Ant rants about DLC.  We also had a member of JerkNation, Jonathan "Savage" Evans here in studio with us.  His Jerk-Off session is going to be featured on next week's episode.  This live-stream will be available on YouTube as well.  Let us know what you think!  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, ANT DOGG IS BACK!  We've got news, Go Fact Yourself is Halo 4, Nick and Ant give their review of Dying Light, they guess video game code names, and Ant gives us his AskPussy question for this week.  Let us know what you thought of this episode!  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

This is a zombie themed episode! Ant isn't here, but Harty filled in.  We have news, Go Fact Yourself is Left 4 Dead (1 and 2), and we talk about a bunch of different zombies games.  Let us know what you think!  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, we did a little experiment.  We wanted to do a little dry-run stream on Twitch.  It went terribly.  Everything that could go wrong went wrong and it pissed Nick off pretty heavily.  We've got news, the Jerks experience their first heckler, Jay reviews Game of Thrones Episode 1, and then we talk about games that are due to be released in February.  Forgive us for any technical difficulties we may have encountered during this episode.  Or, don't.  We don't really care either way.  Let us know what you though of this episode.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, we're in the brand new studio and we have a special guest - Joe Harty (iiREIGNSUPREME on Xbox Live).  We've got news, Go Fact Yourself is Destiny, and we give Harty the Jerk-Off treatment. Let us know what you thought of this episode.  Comment, like, share, rate and review on iTunes.  Oh, and join the JerkNation Facebook group.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, we run down some news, we have some big Joystick Jerks news about what's to come in the new year, Go Fact Yourself is GTA V, and Jay has his own AskPussy this week.  Let us know what you thought about this episode.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!