This out last episode...  OF THE YEAR!  We review gaming in 2014 for Blow My Cartridge, we give our prestigious awards to this years games, and Ant gives his AskPussy for this episode.  Tell us what you thought and what you hope to see in 2015.  Comment, like, share, rate and review, and tell your neighbor's dog about us.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

What up, bitches and ho ho ho's!?  It's another Joystick Jerks Christmas episode!  News, Blow My Cartridge is The Wizard (movie), the Jerks get visited by the ghosts of past, present and future, DLC S My D is The Dark Below DLC for Destiny, and Ant gives an AskPussy question.  Oh, and in true Jerks tradition, we sing our 12 Days of Jerksmas!  Let us know what you guys thought of the episode.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

We back, bitches!  We back!  In this episode, we have news, Blow My Cartridge is E.T. for Atari, Ant Dogg reviews Dragon Age: Inquesition and things get weird, and Ant's AskPussy gets a little weirder and a little... curious.  This was a really great episode, so let us know what you thought!  Like this post, leave a comment, head over to iTunes and give us a review, and tell your friends to check out the show!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Ant Dogg ain't here, but that ain't holdin' us back!  The news just doesn't end in this episode.  Nick recalls some of his violent teenage memories.  Jay get through an entire Blow My Cartridge (Final Fantasy X) segment without his piss coming to a boil.  That's it!  No reviews, sorry.  Maybe next time.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  Let us know what you thought of this episode.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this very special Antless hangover episode, we give news, Blow My Cartridge is Metroid Prime, JerkNation has questions and we give answers, we talk about GTA V on next gen consoles, and we bullshit a little bit to kill some time.  We apologize for the short episode.  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, Ant Dogg is back and has a sour sac.  We've got news, Blow My Cartridge is The Legends of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Ant reviews Alien Isolation, we review Halo: The Master Chief Collection, and we have a special 2-part AskPussy.  Let us know what you think!  Comment, like, rate and review, share... Hell, tell your pastor about us.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Ant Dogg Chillin was in a car accident!!  OH NOES!!!  It's ok though, he's just pissing a little bit of blood.  So, needless to say, he ain't on this show.  Nick and Jay give news, Blow My Cartridge is Final Fantasy 9, Jay gives a review for CoD: Advanced Warfare, and Ant might be absent, but we got AskPussy anyway!  Give us a shout and let us know what you think!  Comment, like, share, rate and review, and tell your freaking friends (if you have any) about us!!  And as always, muh fuggies... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, Ant meets Can't, the guys give you news, Blow My Cartridge is Sonic CD, Jay ask Ant and Can't a few questions, and Ant gives his AskPussy.  Let us know what you guys think!  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always...  COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, Nick and Jay (no Ant) give you news, Blow My Cartridge is Mega Man 3, they give a Top 10 list for video game monsters, and Jay gives Ant's AskPussy for this week.  Let us know what you thought!  Comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, you get news, Blow My Cartridge is Grand Theft Auto III, The Jerks give a top 10 list of their favorite mute characters, and Ant's weekly AskPussy.  Let us know what you thought.  Like, comment, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

News, Blow My Cartridge is Metal Gear Solid, Ant reviews The Evil Within, Nick reviews Middle-earth:  Shadow of Mordor, AskPussy, and shout-outs to JerkNation!  Let us know what you thought!  Like, comment, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode The Jerks talk news, Blow My Cartridge is Mike Tyson's Punch Out, the boys play Quizzo, and Ant gives his AskPussy of the week.  They also have a little time to bullshit with one another.  Farts be damned!  Comment, like, share, rate and review on iTunes, and do a bunch of other internet things.  Spread the word, turd!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Life doesn't matter anymore to Nick, apparently.  This episode is dedicated to shitting all over The Jerks's Top 100 list.  Nick gets drunk and ruins a small portion of the show probably.  The Jerks are back in full force.  They're over 9,000.  Love 'em or suck it.  Like, comment, rate and review, and share with your closest aquaintences.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Oh no!  Jerks were back in full force with Ant, but he had a family emergency!  Everything is ok though, so don't worry.  But, since Ant had to run, we decided not to poo-poo all over our Top 100 list that we made.  So, Nick and Jay did their best to fill up an hour worth of an episode.  I hope this will meet JerkNation's standards!  Let us know what you thought.  Comment, like, share, rate and review us on iTunes, tell you local sex offenders about us... Just spread the word like herpes.  We love y'all!  And when we leave... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Ant dog is sick!  This episode brings the Top 100 to an end and Blow My Cartridge is Final Fantasy 7.  Chime in, JerkNation.  Join in on the conversation oh the JerkNation Facebook group.  Comment, like, share, rate, and review!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, the Top 100 list continues!  News, Blow My Cartridge is Final Fantasy 8, the Jerks review Destiny, and THEOOOO RUDYYYYY BRUH FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!  Don't forget to join in on the conversation on the JerkNation Facebook group.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!!!  Enjoy!

In this episose, The Jerks debut a new segment!  News, BMC is Super Mario Bros, the Top 100 list continues, and Ant is back this week with a new AskPussy.  Let us know what you guys though of this new episode.  Like, comment, share, rate, and review us on iTunes.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

BRUH.  In this episode, WE BACK!  News, BMC is Mario Kart for SNES, Ant talks about Telltale's The Walking Dead season 2, and we continue our Top 100 best video games of all time list.  Don't you forget to like this post!  Comment a let us know how you liked it. Share with your friends!  Rate and review us on iTunes or something, I dunno.  Just do shit.  Tell your grandparents about us.  Poopy.  Oh, yeah... And when we leave..!!  COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, Jay and Ant are both gone. Nick hosts the show himself, but it not alone!  Everyone's favorite long haired angel, Sean Mitchell, joins in.  Nick recently had his wisdom teeth taken out, so he's doped up on pain meds the entire episode.  It's pretty strange to hear Nick so calm... Enjoy!

JAY IS GONE.  NICK AND ANT HOST THE SHOW.  LISTEN.

In this episode... I don't even know.  The top 100 continues.  Shit gets weird.  The full house theme song gets sung.  It's weird.  COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS, PEOPLE!  Enjoy!

Ant is gone this episode, but that ain't stopping the dick train.  We've got news, Blow My Cartridge is Earthworm Jim, the Top 100 list continues, and this episode is all about the D.  Get it in ya.  Enjoy this one, y'all.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS, BITCHES!

The top 100 list continues!  Kid Icarus is Blow My Cartridge this week, The Jerks give their impressions on the Destiny beta, and Ant's weekly AskPussy is hard.  Enjoy, muhfuggies!

In this episode, Goats infest Jerk Central?!  Danky Kang... I mean Donkey Kong is Blow My Cartridge, the Jerks continue their top 100 list, and Ant's weekly Askpussy.  Enjoy!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!

In this episode, the Jerks begin their top 100 list starting from 100 - 91, JerkNation weighs in on the matter, Super Mario All Stars is Blow My Cartridge,  and Ant's AskPussy makes Nick a little pissed off. Let us know what you think!  Share this episode with your friends, if you have any.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!

News was lite this week, Ant reviews Child of Light, Blow My Cartridge is The Legend of the Mystical Ninja, and the Jerks talk about making a top 100 list.  Happy Birthday, America.  Thanks for the freedom of tits and beer.

What up?!  We've got news, BMC is Double Dragon, Nick and Ant review Max: The Curse of Brotherhood, and we shit all over Slant Magazine's top 100 list of the best video games of all time.  Tell us what you think, JerkNation!  And when we leave... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!

In this episode, shit happens.  You should listen to it.  Ant Dogg gives his Ask Pussy question and the guys do a top ten of their favorite antiheros.  Don't forget about Ant's vocab words of the day.  WORDS plural.  Check it out, asspussies.  COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS.

The guys do news, a rundown of everything that was shown at E3, Nick gives his first impressions of the Destiny alpha and the Battlefield: Hardline beta, and Ant asks his Askpussy question this week.  A special extended episode for our lovely JerkNation.  Enjoy!  Oh, yeah... and COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!

Lots of news, The Legends of Zelda:  Link's Awakening is Blow My Cartridge, Ant, Nick, and Jay turn on the "What If" machine again!  Lots of JerkNation chimed in with their opinions and Ant introduces his new segment called "AskPussy!"  Share this with your friends and spread the word!  Also, let us know what you though!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS, MUHFUGGIES!

This episode was crazy fun.  Toxic Mike joins in for this show, Ant Dogg and Nick review Watch Dogs, Marvel vs Capcom 2 is BMC, and Ant reveals how big Nick, Jay, and Mike's digital footprint is.  Hollar back, JerkNation!  

Ant is back for our longest episode ever.  We interview the guys who are creating the spiritual successor to City of Heroes, City of Titans.  The guys review Titanfall's new DLC, Jay gives his impression of Soldier of Fortune: Payback, Perfect Dark is Blow My Cartridge, and Nick sneezes a lot.  Share this with your homies.  AND COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS, BITCHES!

Ant Dogg, Ant Dogg... Wherefore art thou Ant Dogg?  In this episode, Nick and Jay go over the news, Minecraft is BMC, and the guys answer a few of JerkNation's questions.  Comment away on this shit!  Tell ya friends!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!

Ant Dogg Chillin is missing in action.  Nick and Jay talk about violent video games and Soldier of Fortune II:  Double Helix is Blow My Cartiridge.  Tell us what it do!  Comment, like, share, rate, review... Do what you gotta do.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy, bitches!

It's a Star Wars themed episode, asspussies!  Ant's back!  Shit gets wild.  Word up.  COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In episode ANT IS ABSENT AGAIN (yell at him), Blow My Cartridge is City of Heroes, Nick reviews Infamous: Second Son, and the guys run down their top ten list of best video game endings.  Enjoy, bastards!  COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEECKS!

In this episode, we have our very first interview with Petro Ioannou, the creator, director, and star of the YouTube series My Life as a Video Game!  Jay's brother Todd joins him and Nick on this episode.  Ant is missing in action.  Enjoy y'all! 

In this episode, shit gets real.  We have news, Super Metroid is Blow My Cartridge, and the guys and gals play the price is right.  Comment, like, share, rate, and review. Do what you gotta do.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy, Jerks.

In this episode, we have news, Blow My Cartridge is the founding of ESRB, ButterMilk reviews Goat Simulator, and Nick and Jay make a list of top 10 funniest games.  Like, comment, share, rate, and reviews.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS! 

In this episode... NEWS, STUFF, THINGS, AND STUFF.  The guys review FFX/X-2 and they put together their own vidoe game character Mt. Rushmore.  Hit us up, y'all.  Comment, like, share, rate, and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!

In this episode, the Jerks are joined by a brand new guest... ButterMilk!  The guys bring you your daily dose of news, Blow My Cartridge is Wind Waker, the Jerks play Quizzo, and JerkNation asks the Jerks questions of their own.  Don't forget to like, comment, share, rate, and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!!  Enjoy! 

Ant is back for this, the one year anniversary show! The guys talk news, Blow My Cartridge is Resident Evil, the Jerks review and score Titanfall, and the Jerks give you a top 10 of games that changed the industry. Let us know what you guys though. Don't forget to comment, like, share, rate and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode, Ant is absent again, but his arch nemesis "Can't" makes his Joystick Jerks debut.  Jay and Nick have a whole lot of news this week, they give their review South Park: Stick of Truth, and they give a top ten list of "bad good games."  This was definitely a funny episode.  Check it out.  Don't forget to like, comment, share, rate, and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy, JerkNation!  ButtVagina! 

In this episode, Ant Dogg Chillin' is back!!  The Jerks talk news, Blow My Cartridge is Chrono Trigger, Ant and Nick touch up on Jay's Sac-o-Games, Nick gives his impression of Thief, and the guys talk about their most anticipated video game releases for March.  Like, comment, share, rate, and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy, JerkNation!

In this episode Nick Rage Quits, Blow My Cartridge is Resident Evil: Code Veronica, Jay reviews The Last of Us DLC (Left Behind), and the Jerks take a shit on other websites' top 10's.  Comment, like, share, rate, and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!

Joystick Jerks are back with special guests Sean Mitchell and James Yost as they review Bravely Default for you guys.  It's Jay's turn to Rage Quit.  Jay and Nick give their impressions of the Titanfall beta as well as news and the guys play Quizzo.  Prepare for an awesome episode.  Like, comment, share, rate, and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode Nick's Rage Quit gets highjacked by Stephanie McGillicuddy, Blow My Cartridge is Mario 3, Jay and Nick play Think Fast, and Nick reviews Outlast for the PS4 with a little help from Jay.  Try not to shit yourself listening to this episode.  Like, comment, share, rate, and review, bitches!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!

In this episode Jay has his Rage Quit moment about COD and puts Zach Snyder on notice, news, Blow My Cartridge is Contra, DLC - S My D is COD Onslaught, and The Jerks do a Top 10 of their favorite sports games.  Like, comment, share, rate, and review.  And as always...  COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

In this episode Ant Dogg has Bieber Fever in this week in Rage Quit, Blow My Cartridge is Resident Evil 2, Nick reviews Peggle 2 and Don't Starve, and The Jerks turn on the Would You Rather Machine.  Like, comment, share, rate, and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

1. In this episode WE ARE LIVE! 2.  Jerk Nation joins in.  3.  Fuck you.

It's Jay's turn to Rage Quit and it's fucking hilarious, Blow My Cartridge is Mega Man X, we have Yost back to review Fire Emblem Awakening, Brackets will be back NEXT episode, but we took Jerk Nation's picks for video game heroes for next week's episode.  Enjoy, bitches.  Like, comment, share, rate, and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!

It's the first episode of the New Year, people!  In this episode, the Jerks talk about River City Ransom for Blow My Cartridge, Nick and Ant play the Password game, Ant reviews Saints Row IV, and the Jerks tell their New Year Resolutions.  Comment, like, share, rate, and review!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!