Joystick Jerks

In this episode, the Jerks say goodbye to 2013 with a review of this year in gaming as well as their very own Joystick Jerks award show.  It's sad to see 2013 go for some people.  To the Jerks... They couldn't give a fuck.  Like, share, comment, rate, and review, bitches!  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!

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In this very special Christmas episode, Jay does his Rage Quit, news, Blow My Cartridge is Castlevania II: Simon's Quest, Dumpster Dive into Scott Pilgrim, a brand new segment called DLC SMyD is Minecraft: Skyrim Edition, Nick reviews Resogun, and the Jerks sing a very special Joystick Jerks Christmas song.  Share your thoughts in the comments, like, share, rate, and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!

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ANT DOGG IS BACK!  This is out Legends of Zelda themed episode.  We have a bit of news, Blow My Cartridge is Legends of Zelda II: The Adventures of Link, Jay gives a review for Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons, Ant gives a review for The Legends of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds, and the guys feel around Jay's Sack and play some Jerky games.  It was a great episode and we hope you enjoy it.  Let us know what you thought in the comments.  Like, share, rate, and review.  And as always, Jerk Nation... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!

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Ant is absent... AGAIN!  So, Nick decides to use his Rage Quit to speak for Jerk Nation about Ant's absence.  Jay and Nick both fudged up last episode and make up for it this week in I've Been Drinkin', Bitch.  This episode is packed full of news, Blow My Cartridge is Streets of Rage 2, and the Jerks stroke their egos and talk about some of their finest accomplishments in gaming.  Let us know what you thought about this week's episode in the comments.  Don't forget to like, rate, review, and share with your friends.  And, as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!

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Ant Dogg is robo-trippin' and absent yet again.  To take his place is non other than the one and only Sean Mitchell!  Tons-o-news, Jays turn to rage out in This Week In Rage Quit, Blow My Cartridge is Mega Man, Jay puts Nick and Sean to the test with a little game to mess with their heads, and Nick reviews Dead Rising 3.  This was a fun episode, so be sure to let us know what you thought in the comments.  Don't forget to like, share, rate, and review, Jerk Nation!  COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!

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Ant is absent this episode.  It's just the OG Jerks, yo.  We talk about news, Blow My Cartridge is GameCube, Nick gives a Love Quit, Jay and Nick go over what they're thankful for in modern gaming, and the guys give their impressions of the PS4 and Xbox One.  Like, comment, share, rate, review, and as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS, BITCHES!

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Category:video games -- posted at: 7:57pm EDT

Who would win in video game quizzo, Ant or Nick?  Listen to find out!  We have a crap-ton of PS4 news for you in this episode, BlasterMaster for Blow My Cartridge, Ant is up for his Rage Quit, and we get a special guest appearance from God and Satan.  Hit us up, Jerk Nation!  Comment, like, share, rate, review, and all that happy horse turds.  Enjoy!  And, as always, COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS, BITCHES!

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Category:video games -- posted at: 11:00am EDT

This episode is all about FPS, first-person shooters.  This week the Jerks get a visit from God, it's Jay's turn in Rage Quit, we talk Half Life and Counter Strike for Blow My Cartridge, News, Jay gives a review for Call of Duty: Ghosts, and we go over our top 10 favorite FPS games.  Let us know what you thought, guys!  Like, comment, share, rate, and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

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Welcome back, Jerk Nation!  In this episode, we welcome back our guest James Yost.  Also, it's Nick's week in Rage Quit, we put Yost to work with a review of Pokemon X and Y, Jay reviewed Battlefield 4, and Nick shared his thoughts on Assassins Creed: Black Flag.  Since we had Yost on, we asked him a few questions that the Jerks answered from past episodes.  Lots of bullshitting, beer spilling, and gobstopper chewing in this episode.  Tell us what you thought!  Comment, like, share, rate, and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTT CHEEKS!

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Category:video games -- posted at: 8:20pm EDT

In this episode, Ant's Rage Quit, news, PS2 is Blow My Cartridge, Nick reviews Batman: Arkham Origins, and the guys who go over scary monsters in video games.  What did you guys think?  Give us your thoughts.  Like, comment, share, rate, and review!  Enjoys, Jerk Nation, and have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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Category:video games -- posted at: 6:56pm EDT

In this episode, Ant is absent (BOOOOO), Jay rages, Final Fantasy VI for Blow My Cartridge, and Nick and Jay play Fuck, Marry, Kill with video game characters.  Tell us what you thought in the comments below, share, rate, and review.  Enjoys, buttholes.

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Category:video games -- posted at: 9:57pm EDT

In this episode, Dariel from Cinema Assault joins in.  We have news, Nick does a Love Quit, Blow My Cartridge is NES, Nick reviews Beyond: Two Souls, the guys talk GTA V Online, and they discuss video game movies again.  This time they talk about which actors should play certain video game characters and Jerk Nation gives their pick.  Dariel also asks Jerk Nation what they thought of the ending of The Last Of Us.  Let us know what you thought!  Like, comment, share, rate, and review.  Tell your grandma to check us out!  Enjoy, Jerk Nation!

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Category:video games -- posted at: 10:40pm EDT

This episode is all about YOU, Jerk Nation!  We love you guys so much, we dedicated an entire episode just for you handsome motherfuckers!  In this episode we talk news, Ant rages about GTA Online, Blow My Cartridge is Doom II, and we took questions from you guys and answered them!  Everything from our favorite horror video games to our most embarrassing sexual experiences.  It was definitely an interesting episode!  Tell us what you though!  Comment, like, share, rate, and review... And as always, COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!

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Category:video games -- posted at: 8:46pm EDT

In this special episode The Jerks are joined by two wonderful guests (James Yost and Sean Mitchell), news as per usual, Jay rages about The Last of Us DLC, Blow My Cartridge is N64, the guys debate which video game characters would win in a fight, and Sean and James review Final Fantasy 14.  Tell us what you think!  Comment, like, share, rate, and review!  And as always, ENJOY!

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In this episode, Nick rages about his GTA V in-game son, the Jerks talk current news, Blow My Cartridge is the founding of Nintendo, the guys review GTA V, and they give their top 10 open-world games.  Did you like our score for GTA V?  Did you hate it?  Share your own opinion on the game and let us know what you thought!  Like, share, comment, rate, and review!  Enjoy, Jerk Nation!

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Category:video games -- posted at: 12:14am EDT

In this episode, Ant has Rage Quit, the Jerks talk news, Blow My Cartridge is Sega Dreamcast, part 3 of the song contest (something obscure), Jay reviews Kingdom Hearts 1.5 Remix, the Jerks turn on the What If Machine, and Nick sings a special song after the outro song.  Hit us up at joystickjerks@toxicnetwork.net to enter in the song contest.  Like, comment, share, rate, and review!  Enjoy, Jerk Nation!

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:02pm EDT

In this episode, Jay rages about people who attempt extreme activities, Mortal Kombat II for Blow My Cartridge, Ant reviews Diablo III, the second song in this month's contest, brackets are back with modes of transportation, and we have a few outtakes for y'all asses.  Get at us on Facebook and Twitter.  Like, share, rate, and review as per the usual!  Enjoy!

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Category:video games -- posted at: 11:34pm EDT

In this episode, the Jerks have their very first guest!  They interview Jay's brother Todd, who works as a programmer for the gaming company Turbine, they talk PlayStation X for Blow My Cartridge, and they play the first song for this month's video game music contest.  Like, comment, share, subscribe, rate, and review!!

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Category:video games -- posted at: 12:02am EDT

In this episode, Ant rages about his week, the Jerks talk about Valve for Blow My Cartridge, and Jay and Nick's significant others join in for a game of Family Feude.  Like, share, rate, review, and subscribe!

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Category:video games -- posted at: 9:14am EDT

In this episode, Jay makes his apologies for last week's episode, the Jerks' Dumpster Dive into Shenmue, they play song three of this month's video game music contest, they talk Sega Genesis for Blow My Cartridge, and they draft their own video game fantasy teams in The Nerdiest Fantasy Draft Ever.  Also, shout outs to Jerk Nation as per usual!  Don't forget to like and share this post!  Subscribe, rate, and review on iTunes!  You're all handsome gentlemen (and ladies)!

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Category:video games -- posted at: 9:05pm EDT

In this episode, Ant hosts while Nick and Jay get drunk.  There's not much else to say.  It's not pretty.  Enjoy!

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Category:video games -- posted at: 11:35pm EDT

In this episode, the Jerks talk news, Ant rages about roadwork again, Blow My Cartridge is the release of SNES, Dumpster Dive into ActRaiser, and a top ten list of the Jerks' favorite co-op games.  This episode is also episode one of this month's 3-part music contest.  Enjoy!

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Category:video games -- posted at: 10:50am EDT

In this episode, Jay rages about bathroom etiquette and Nick gets a little tipsy. The Jerks talk about Star Fox 64 for Blow My Cartridge, their new found love for Minecraft, and their top ten favorite boss battles. This is also the last episode of the video game music contest.  Enjoy!

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Category:video games -- posted at: 7:14pm EDT

Episode 18

 Contest Alert!! In episode 18 it's part 2 of a 3 part videogame music contest. In this week's show, the Jerks pose hypothetical "What If" questions. Plus, the news, a review of Shin Megami Tensi for Nintendo 3DS and Game Boy gets blown.

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Category:video games -- posted at: 6:09pm EDT

Episode 17

 Contest Alert!! In episode 17 the Jerks start part 1 of a 3 part contest. They rundown brackets to see who's the best sidekick in a game. Also, a discussion about the new DLC for Call of Duty Black Ops 2. Plus, the news and we blow Max Payne.

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Category:video games -- posted at: 4:07pm EDT

Episode 16

Happy sweet 16 Jerk Nation. In this episode we have a discuss and predict what the future holds for gaming. Plus the news, a review of Deadpool and we blow Final Fantasy.

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Category:video games -- posted at: 7:48pm EDT

Episode 15

In episode 15 the Jerks pick and play clips of their favorite music tracks in videogames. Plus, a review of Animal Crossing New Leaf. Thanks for all love this past week, turns out Barry Clemfumknuckles is ok.

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Category:video games -- posted at: 3:43pm EDT

Ep. 14

**Disclaimer**

We experinced Techinical difficulties with the audio levels in this episode.  The first 20 minutes are highly distorted, we did our best to fix the issue and hope you guys enjoy it.  After that the audio gets better with only moments of distortion and high levels

In episode 14 the Jerks have a bracket tournament to see who is the worst Villain. Plus, news and they finish their review of The Last of Us.

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Category:video games -- posted at: 12:17am EDT

Episode 13

Episode 13 is the E3 roundtable discussion show! Plus, the first half of our review of The Last Of Us. We wish we were in LA...

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Category:video games -- posted at: 5:33pm EDT

Ep. 12 - Bracketology is Back!

In episode 12 the Jerks run down a bracket battle to see what is the best weapon in a video game. Plus, reviews for Remember Me and State of Decay.

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Category:video games -- posted at: 12:08am EDT

Joystick Jerks Ep. 11 - No Reviews? You Guys Are Jerks!

Warning! Spoilers abound in episode 11 as the Jerks go over their most memorable moments in video games. Plus, discussions of up coming releases and what we want to see at E3.

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Ep. 10 - Ah, What's in the Box?!

In a very special episode 10 the Jerks review Resident Evil Revelations for the current-gen systems. And have they're first ever Live segment where they discuss the new Xbox One with the Jerk Nation.

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Joystick Jerks Ep. 9

In episode 9, the jerks list their favorite superhero games. Reviews for Defiance and Injustice: Gods Among Us. Plus, tons of news from the week.

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Category:video games -- posted at: 1:11am EDT

Joystick Jerks Ep. 8

Mark it 8 dude...... The jerks go over their favorite video games that were made or inspired by movies. They go to Hong Kong for some dumpster diving, and review Star Trek. Get your popcorn ready!

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Category:video games -- posted at: 9:39pm EDT

Joystick Jerks Ep. 7

The Jerks talk about their favorite scary moments in a game. They “Dumpster Dive” into Fire Pro Wrestling. Plus, news and a review for Deadly Premonition: Director’s Cut. Don’t get startled!

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Joystick Jerks Ep. 6

In Episode 6, The Jerks review Dead Island Riptide. Plus, news and the Top 10 Murder Boner moments in games. Come pitch an angry tent with us.

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Category:video games -- posted at: 10:24pm EDT

Joystick Jerks Ep. 5

In Episode 5 the Jerks review Metal Gear Rising: Revengence and list their favorite games to play when they're drunk. Ant from Cinema Assault drops by also. 

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Category:video games -- posted at: 5:21pm EDT

Joystick Jerks Episode 4

In an angry episode 4, the jerks rage out with their top 10 rage outs in games. Plus, Vanquish and Fatal Frame reviews. Get your rage on!

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Category:video games -- posted at: 4:41pm EDT

Joystick Jerks Episode 3

In episode 3 the Jerks give their top 10 games of the Ps3 and Xbox 360. They review God of War: Ascension, and a special guest drops by.

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Joystick Jerks Episode 

Episode 2 is packed with news and video game hoaxes. Plus, reviewsof Army of Two: The Devils Cartel and Bioshock Infinite.

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Joystick Jerks Episode 1

For the premier episode, the guys give reviews for the Walking Dead: Servival Instinct and Gears of War Judgment. And take March Madness to a whole new level.

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Category:video games -- posted at: 10:46am EDT

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